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07 Mar Where Were They Then: Mad Max

War has broken out all over the world.  People are dying everywhere and gas prices are now a whopping 12.65 a gallon!  The world has literally gone mad!  With starvation at an all time high, we spoke with a Max Rockatansky, who had a few tips on how to survive the upcoming apocalypse.  “Obviously, we  should stay hydrated by drinking water whenever and wherever we can get it, but we should eat lizards whenever and wherever we can get it too, especially the two headed ones — no need to cook them, you can eat them raw.  They are rich in protein, a little rough and eating the eye ball leaves a stain on your teeth, but once you get past that and the diarrhea it gives you as well as the nausea, it really goes a long way in helping you survive.”