29 Jan Where Are They Now: Sam Witwicky

Sam Witwicky was sighted at a Washington Starbucks yesterday afternoon.  The 26 year old fled the scene in a yellow Datsun 510 sedan with twin black racing stripes before local law enforcement could apprehend him.  Witwicky has been on the FBI’s Most Wanted list since he was charged with the murder of Dylan Gould, former board of directors member for the Accuretta Systems company, in the summer of 2011.

Surveillance footage was anonymously submitted to the Chicago Police Department shortly after the Battle of Chicago and a young Witwicky was seen smashing Gould’s head with a concrete coated pipe and then pushing him into an alien “pillar” where he was electrocuted to death.  This marks the second time Sam has appeared on the FBI’s radar as he was a wanted fugitive for aiding and abetting illegal aliens in 2009 (although charges were eventually dropped).  If you know the whereabouts of Sam Witwicky, you are urged to call the police immediately — he is considered armed and dangerous.